In case you missed me DJ-ing on the radio yesterday… I started doing a quick little parody re-write of a classic. Can’t blame a girl for having a sense of humor. ;-) So TGIF and I’ll try write more of an update later if I have time!

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through my house,

My goddamn neighbor,
Was yelling at his spouse.

The only stockings hung were drying outside,
And smelled like something inside of them died!

The neighbors kids smoked pot in their bed,
While drunken parents forgot what they said.

And I in my undies, my pen in my hand,
Had just settled down to write my demands.

When out on the lawn their arose such a noise,
I sprang to my feet, forgetting my poise.

Over to the window, I whipped back the curtain,
Exposing my undies to a man, a criminal for certain!

The moon bounced off the mans shiny head,
And I thought for sure that I’d soon be dead.

And then to my surprise eight tiny men appeared,
It looked like that fat man was just fucking weird!

And he whistled and shouted and called them all names,
And demanded they run or he’d light them with flames.

Then he yelled to me that his name was Nick,
I thought to myself what a fucking prick!

And off they went the 9 of them together,
Yelling and hollering about Christmas forever…

…To be continued?…